The Paton Daily is dedicated
to taking out the trash! In an effort to keep our readers coming
back, we plan to move to the back rack what might have been
considered at one time to be a hot scoop. However, with time,
these literary masterpieces have really just become old news.
Since we are getting new subscribers all the time, we thought
we would put them here rather thanwadding them up to line the
kitty litter box.